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Alfonsö 

the most caring and sweet guy you'll ever meet. he cares and will always be there for you, he's very tall and comforting.
alfonsö is the one for kiera. <33
Alfonsö by eggplant 🍆 November 23, 2021
King of Spain from 1886-1931
Bow down Alfonso has just entered the room!
Alfonso by Prince Al November 24, 2007
he's so buff that even his dick has a 6 pack on it, but because of his awareness for the women around him, he does not attempt to have a girlfriend
Women: what's your preference so that we can be your friend with benefits:
Alfonso: men
Alfonso by Bababoeymenlover November 17, 2021
Usually a well of knowledge. dig deep and you'll know more. He is generally well-spoken, fluent in more than one language, a bit nerdy and loves books.

This greek god usually hangs out in libraries, museumss, or regular streets. but will never invite you to a movie. Scares easily, it is advisable to handle with care and never call out his name too loudly. he might remain in shock if so.
He can be both Man and Boy, depending on who is adressing him.
"Oh, just what i needed! an Alfonso in my life! what more could a woman ask for?"
Alfonso by la_parisienne February 4, 2010
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Alfonso by tointypits November 23, 2021
dark, muscular, hot. loves sports, mainly football. preferrs mango butter globs smushed on his face. complete goofball. watch out, when he farts, he kills plants and bugs that are around. likes to be a tour guide when he drives people around and has a ridiculously good sense of direction. he is very funny, definitely knows how to light up a room. sexy eyes. easy to fall in love with.
alfonso
alfonso by 2hehehohohaha2 February 12, 2010