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Alcohol eve 

Alcohol eve is the day before valentines day where you drink your heart out so on valentines day your too hungover to realize that your single and lonely
Jeff: tomorrow is alcohol eve!
Ben: we really need to get our lives together

alcoholive 

The last alcohol soaked olive at the bottom of your martini.
The bartender took my glass before I had a chance to eat the alcoholive!
alcoholive by TheMBor March 1, 2008

alcoholese 

the abusive language used by those inebriated.
Mind your language. It looks like alcoholese.
alcoholese by Uttam Maharjan 2 July 10, 2014

Alcholevel 

The measured amount of alchohol a drunk keeps in their body to maintain a professional level of drunkiness
On the week-end Bill keeps his alcholevel at the highest point possible by non stop beer consumption.
Alcholevel by j&billdog March 30, 2010

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026