Albosta

An ostensibly polish surname that connotes people who tend to live a middle class lifestyle with a short temper and high, but unrecognized intelligence.

An Albosta may be the head mechanic at your local oil change establishment or a foreman at a construction site.

by Me512 May 1, 2009

almostache

The early adolecent stage of growing a mustache,when it mostly consists of peach-fuzz with a dozen or so black hairs.

mother: "Go wash that dirt off of your upper lip for dinner".
preteenager: "I did mom,this is my mustache".
mother: " I'm sorry that I confused your almostache with having a dirty lip".

by fat wyt guy May 29, 2009

alcostalgia

Getting drunk and remembering the good old days.

Paul: *hic* I think *hic* that the land before time *hic* wasss a geenius filmomatic cinematogra... thing.

John: Don't mind Paul, he's having a bit of alcostalgia.

by teh_spiderer November 24, 2009

alcostalic

A person who just doesn't want to leave the bar and will give any excuse to stay until last call.

She just won't leave the bar cause she's an alcostalic

by rbmmblnd March 21, 2017

almostaben

A gay or Bi guy who has'nt "come out of the closet" about being gay.

look at Bob flirt with bobby, hes a almostaben

by Big noo noo March 23, 2007

almostaben

comes from the words, "almost", and "stabbed", "stabbed" is turned into "stabben" by the speaker who is too scared to speak correctly. It is said by somebody who was mugged, attacked, etc. by an assailant using a sharp object as a main weapon, but escaped and returned to his crew, then still shaken, tries to tell them what just happened.

Oh man,I I was almostaben!

by Fezandsword April 26, 2008

AlbStank

AlbStank is the profuse amounts of horrendous body odour that surrounds a dedicated Albion Online player following days and nights of consistent playtime.

'Mate honestly i've been fucking SWEATING out Albion Online lately, i've got proper AlbStank, the STENCH is so bad me missus left me for a better man'

by AlbStanker March 31, 2020