Albino Gorilla

Ron Perlman.

Ronald N. "Ron" Perlman (born April 13, 1950) is an American television, film and voice over actor. He is known for having played Vincent in the TV series Beauty and the Beast, a Deathstroke figure known as Slade in the animated series Teen Titans, Clarence "Clay" Morrow in Sons of Anarchy, the comic book character Hellboy in both the eponymous film and the sequel, and as the narrator of the post-apocalyptic game series, Fallout. He is currently the narrator of the television series 1000 Ways to Die on Spike.

"Hey, you watch Sons of Anarchy from this week?"

"Of course man! Gotta watch me some of that Albino Gorilla!"

"Ron Perlman?"

"Who else."

Albino Gorilla by Bondtar November 9, 2011

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Ed stecher

You know who fucked that albino gorilla ?

Albino gorilla by Mjlikescotton May 16, 2016

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Albino Gorilla

Someone who is very pale, with puffy cheeks. They look like a gorilla, but they are too pale. Therefore, they are an Albino Gorilla.

“Dude, Brice looks like an albino gorilla!!!”
“Duuudddeee, you’re right!!”

Albino Gorilla by Bestie_is_ac October 28, 2019

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Albino Gorilla

An offensive term for a fat, white man, usually said by another fat man of a different (non-white) race.

Eric: Ian you're such an Albino Gorilla
John: That Albino Gorilla needs to get his ass to the gym
Alex: Man I need to go on a cut, I feel like an Albino Gorilla

Albino Gorilla by gooner21 March 13, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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