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by Anónimo 1737 November 23, 2021
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Every time you see a Sha'alavim, you'll want to kill yourself, or just rethink life. Normally, the days are 14 fucking hours of learning, then you get to have Netspark, and you can't even watch gay porn. (It fucking sucks).
Be careful kids, don't try Sha'alavim. Sha'alavim Kills.
Every time you see a Sha'alavim, you'll want to kill yourself, or just rethink life. Normally, the days are 14 fucking hours of learning, then you get to have Netspark, and you can't even watch gay porn. (It fucking sucks).
Be careful kids, don't try Sha'alavim. Sha'alavim Kills.
Boy #1: "Man, i wish i was depressed like all the cool kids."
Boy #2: "You should go to Sha'alavim, i heard they treat their students like shit!"
Boy #3: "The food is 10/10."
Boy#4: "Shut the fuck up."
Boy #1: "I think ill go there."
Boy #6: "But just remember, you won't have access to gay porn anymore."
Boy #2: "That's ok, there will be plenty of guys there to help me out."
Boy #2: "You should go to Sha'alavim, i heard they treat their students like shit!"
Boy #3: "The food is 10/10."
Boy#4: "Shut the fuck up."
Boy #1: "I think ill go there."
Boy #6: "But just remember, you won't have access to gay porn anymore."
Boy #2: "That's ok, there will be plenty of guys there to help me out."
by Depressionisthebestway December 20, 2019
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Every time you see a Sha'alavim, you'll want to kill yourself, or just rethink life. Normally, the days are 14 fucking hours of learning, then you get to have Netspark, and you can't even watch gay porn. (It fucking sucks).
Be careful kids, don't try Sha'alavim. Sha'alavim Kills.
Every time you see a Sha'alavim, you'll want to kill yourself, or just rethink life. Normally, the days are 14 fucking hours of learning, then you get to have Netspark, and you can't even watch gay porn. (It fucking sucks).
Be careful kids, don't try Sha'alavim. Sha'alavim Kills.
Boy #1: "Man, i wish i was depressed like all the cool kids."
Boy #2: "You should go to Sha'alavim, i heard they treat their students like shit!"
Boy #3: "The food is 10/10."
Boy#4: "Shut the fuck up."
Boy #1: "I think ill go there."
Boy #6: "But just remember, you won't have access to gay porn anymore."
Boy #2: "That's ok, there will be plenty of guys there to help me out."
Boy #2: "You should go to Sha'alavim, i heard they treat their students like shit!"
Boy #3: "The food is 10/10."
Boy#4: "Shut the fuck up."
Boy #1: "I think ill go there."
Boy #6: "But just remember, you won't have access to gay porn anymore."
Boy #2: "That's ok, there will be plenty of guys there to help me out."
by Depressionisthebestway December 19, 2019
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The name means “heavenly divine” and is derived from the name Alavie
The name means “heavenly divine” and is derived from the name Alavie
by Alfie Hinkley November 20, 2019
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It is mainly comprised of farmland, woods and randomly placed houses. There houses are perfect places for horror movies. Secluded? No neighbors? Sketchy cell service? We got it all!
On the plus side, you can tan naked in the back yard without being creeped on. Unless of course you're in a horror movie, in which case, you're about to die.
It is mainly comprised of farmland, woods and randomly placed houses. There houses are perfect places for horror movies. Secluded? No neighbors? Sketchy cell service? We got it all!
On the plus side, you can tan naked in the back yard without being creeped on. Unless of course you're in a horror movie, in which case, you're about to die.
"Alaeidon? Is that a person?"
"No its a township located 3 minutes west of your house"
"Oh. Never heard of it"
"No its a township located 3 minutes west of your house"
"Oh. Never heard of it"
by MyZyDy October 16, 2011
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