Alaskan flat tire

A dog that is either lazy, injured, crippled, or dead. This comes from the fact that dog sleds are a well-known form of transportation in Alaska and that if anything bad were to happen to any one of the sled dogs, well, you know, the sled would falter like a car with a flat tire.

"Fuck, my dog's leg just broke! I've got an Alaskan flat tire here and I need to rush him to the vet fast!"

OR

"Hey asshole, keep your fucking pooch away from my garden, or else I'll get my shotgun and turn him into an Alaskan flat tire!"

Alaskan flat tire by Terminus_Est August 1, 2016

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mccurry alaskan flat tire

Worst than whiskey dick, limp dick or dead erection. Only happens in freezing weather.

when we got home last night, i was so ready to throw him down and hop on top but no such luck--he had a mccurry Alaskan flat tire :( waaaaah..

mccurry alaskan flat tire by DixxieCallahan October 6, 2016

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Pitpig

An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026

Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

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You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling

Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.

You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026

Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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