Alaskan Thunder Fuck

When you shove a salmon half way up your ass and you let a grizzly bear eat it out while you fuck an Eskimo

Johnny did the Alaskan thunder fuck with Akna and “Ben” from Grizzly Adams while on vacation in the Inuit Village.

by Peeps1982 September 11, 2021

Alaskan thunderfuck

Fucking a bad ass chick in a long john silvers freezer, lubed up with the blubber of wales you've poached

I Alaskan thunderfucked this bad ass chick the other day

by Tanning Chatum April 21, 2017

alaskan thunderfuck

very good weed grown in the manatuska valley in alaska also known as manatuska thunderfuck

that alaskan thunderfuck fucked me up after like 1 hit

by weed...yumm August 10, 2005

alaskan thunderfuck

insanely high quality marijuana with orange and clusters of white thc strands. also is covered in crystals, is very light green, and smells like heaven. without a doubt some of the planets best shit. just a handful of hits will do you in. it only takes 1 to get blown though

The second I walk into the crib im handed the bowl and ask if its the good shit and his reply is hell yea that alaskan thunderfuck. Itll get you gone bro.

by luckynumber4 February 13, 2008

alaskan thunderfuck

Some of the best weed in the world. VERY rare.

Man I'd pay $70 for an eighth of Alaskan Thunderfuck, that's some of that one hit quit bud.

by I Smoke Dank Buds April 18, 2006

Alaskan Thunderfuck

An insanely good chronic classed weed that made me feel like a snow man jizzed on the back of my throat

(Man choking)
Dude 1: Taking that Alaskan Thunderfuck like a bitch?
Dude 2: Goddamn snowman jizzed all up in my throat nd sht

by Nigga N8 March 1, 2010

alaskan thunderfuck

the shit that will put your mind in a whole other state, makes you think very psychologically and deep

about 5 good hits will have your eyes bleeding and you will not want to move at all hahahaha

very very good bud basically

friend #1 : yoooo lets burn after school

friend 2 : yo i don't really wanna burn

friend 1 : YOOOO i got that alaskan thunderfuck shit

friend 2 : OH WERD THEN IM DOWN NIGGGAAAA!

by ellomate! September 15, 2009