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alaskan steamer 

A combination of the Alaskan Firedragon and the Cleveland Steamer, only this time you say something shocking like "I've got worms," then hold her down, shit on her chest, then pick out the worms and make her eat them.
When giving an Alaskan Steamer, make sure you have about 20 gallons of Listerine to wash her mouth with. Now you can give her another one.
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Alaskan Steamer 

Similar to a Cleveland Steamer, only you shit into a container and freeze it so your partner can take it out on a hot day and let it defrost on their chest.
It's going to be really hot tomorrow, can you prepare an Alaskan Steamer for me?
Alaskan Steamer by Dragon cock December 2, 2018

Alaskan Steamroller 

This is a sex move preformed near the end of sex. In this move, the male ejaculates on the partners chest or stomach. After ejaculation the male can use his testicles to spread the sperm all over the partners body.
Virgin #1 : Last night I totally gave Lisa the Alaskan Steamroller!
Virgin #2 : Radical bro!

Alaskan Steamroller 

When one defecates into a condom, then uses the soiled condom while having intercourse.
I gave her an Alaskan Steamroller last night.
Alaskan Steamroller by Timoooo September 27, 2007

Steamed Alaskan King Crab Legs. 

The most hilarious (but delicious) item on the Crab Trap menu. Usually spoke slowly for funny effect.
ME: Hey Paige how about we try the Steamed Alaskan King Crab Legs.?!

PAIGE: ahahahahahahhahahah sure!!
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murderhobo 

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