1. A mudslide in Alaska.
2. Taking a shit on a midget's chest, preferably the runs, and then fucking the midget. After which, you slide down the midget's chest like a Slip 'N' Slide.
2. Taking a shit on a midget's chest, preferably the runs, and then fucking the midget. After which, you slide down the midget's chest like a Slip 'N' Slide.
1. "Look, we are in Alaska, and that is a mudslide; therefore, an Alaskan Mudslide."
2. Person 1: "Dude, I just got a Slip 'N' Slide, come over and we can use it.
Person 2: "Nah man, Shyanne is horny so I might as well just go over and give her an Alaskan Mudslide.
2. Person 1: "Dude, I just got a Slip 'N' Slide, come over and we can use it.
Person 2: "Nah man, Shyanne is horny so I might as well just go over and give her an Alaskan Mudslide.
by ruffman May 27, 2007
To create an Alaskan Mudslide, you need a ready and willing midget. First, you must take a shit on the midget's chest. After that you have crazy sex with the midget so the fecal matter smears all over its torso. Then, once its body is all lubricated with the shit, you use it as a slip and slide.
Yo, I ain't paying for a slip 'n' slide, my girlfriends a midget and she's down to Alaskan Mudslide.
by sean ruff July 12, 2008
To start the alaskan mudslide, a girl must obtain a large, unbroken piece of shit and then freezes it. Upon completion of freezing, she pulls it out and uses it as a dildo.
I walked in on Marry yesterday giving herself the Alaskan mudslide. Her room smelled completely like shit, but I walked in and finished her off anyways.
by Jeremy.S.6969 April 10, 2008
When a person has messy anal sex with another, then proceeds to snort a line of blow off the recipients now muddy butthole
Jose: I was giving this bitch a rimjob lasts night, then I remembered that I had some blow in my pocket. So I gave that bitch an Alaskan mudslide!
Tom: Holy shit, dude!
Tom: Holy shit, dude!
by Choke and Stroke November 12, 2014
After giving anal sex to your parter, they shit all the poop and jizz all over your face & or chest.
How was that girl lastnight dude? good until she decided to return the favor with an Alaskan Mudslide.
by Mark Dudley May 5, 2011
The act of a male shitting on a females chest followed by smeering the shit all over her torso then facing her toes and hovering over her head while she eats out his anal cavity and the man is titty fuckin her until he cums all over the poop thus making an Alaskan Mudslide.
by mellon juice October 23, 2008
Man, David hit his broad up with an Alaskan Mudslide again. I can't figure out the allure. Maybe they are trying to save money?
by Sho'nuff Bull July 30, 2018