Alan Keith 

the actual bro that can tre flip and stab children

that was a joke he doesnt stab children

the big al-ster: *does kickflip* *sips 2litre bottle of irn bru*
primary 3 snakes: oh my god its alan keith *does gortnite dance*
alan: *crushes all their skulls*

Alan Keith by itzz_dylan_watson August 26, 2019

Alankrith 

The masculine name 'Alankrith' (Al-unk-rith) has it's origins in the Salem region of South India. Alankrith means decorated and only a few mortals are deemed worthy of carrying this name, hence, making it a rare one. They are wizards of arithmetic and computers. Despite their academic prowess, Alankriths may get bullied in the school grounds by other dudes. They greatly enjoy simple sports like tree to tree. As they grow older and the testosterone kicks in, Alankriths spend most of their time in the company of girl groups. Although his brethren may look at this as simping, it is the presence of this solitary alpha male that maintains harmony in what would otherwise be a bunch of squabbling women.

Ria : Can you pass me the calculator so that we could split the bill?
Shef : Why do you need a calculator when we have an Alankrith?

Alankrith by Multimedia Muralidhar November 24, 2021

alankritha 

Alankritha is the perfect girl. She's lovely, funny, smart and friendly. Basically, she's an all-in-one package. She has a great sense of humour that can make even the grumpiest people laugh. Even if she looks tough on the outside, she's the sweetest once you get to know her. She will value fun a lot, so being her best friend may give you the best memories of your life. Overall, she's one of a kind.

John: Hey, who's your best friend?
Jackie: Alankritha!
John: omg wow!

alankritha by littlegirl111 November 23, 2021

Alankrith 

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Guy: Hey multimedia Muralidhar just sent you a Alankrith

Alankrith by anonymous November 24, 2021

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019