Alabama finger-trap

A hypothetical situation in which a guys dick is a few inches deep in his mom, and the guys Dad has a few inches of dick in the guys (sons) ass. The dilemma is to move forward, or backward to get out.

If you where in an Alabama Finger-trap, would you go backwards or Forward to get out?

Alabama finger-trap by Shop talker October 29, 2025

Alabama finger trap 

When your uncle touch’s your no no and you clench

Uncle jerry got Alabama finger trapped two knuckles in.

Alabama finger trap by Unclejerr September 6, 2021

Alabama Finger Trap 

When a partner puts one finger up your urethra and another on their opposite hand up your butt. More engaging if the penetrating party pretends they can't pull their fingers out

Person A: I've never had an Alabama Finger Trap that tight since my wife passed.
Person B: God rest her soul. Is that why you wanted to hook up at the funeral home?

Alabama Finger Trap by ToiletsAblaze420 October 7, 2023

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008