Alabama attitude 

An attitude applied to any aspect of life, but specifically sports, with the belief that you are inherently more deserving of victory than all others. It also follows that any who obstruct your path to victory are evil, wrongdoing people, and must pay for their horrible sin. One with an Alabama attitude believes that he/she deserves to win every thing he/she does simply because they are Alabama. This attitude is taken directly from the beliefs of fans of the University of Alabama Crimson Tide football team.

The thing I really hate about Kentucky basketball fans is their Alabama attitude.

Alabama attitude by lefty1994 March 7, 2010

Alabama Attitude Adjustment 

Punishment intended for a male. Involves stripping the clothes off of the person, then application of strong adhesive tape to fasten their nude body to a tree. Then the genitalia are wrapped with strong adhesive tape and foliage, (usually pine cones), is inserted into their rectum. After at least a day they are released.

After raping Cassandra, John will never be the same after his Alabama Attitude Adjustment.

Alabama Attitude Adjustment by W. H. Wallace November 8, 2007

Alabama Attitude Adjustment 

The victim is stripped down bare-ass naked, tied to a tree, nuts are secured with duck tape and pine cones are shove up in the ass.

"That boy needs an Alabama Attitude Adjustment!"

Alabama Attitude Adjustment by Spencer Thayer November 8, 2007

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012