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Alabama Mud Slide 

This sexual procedure requires three people, one must be a female. To preform this move the "Mud Maker" must eat greasy food or consume diarrhea inducing medicine. Then as the medicine takes effect the "Mud Maker" must shit all over the back of the second participate and because the feces will be in a liquid state it will start to run down their back. Afterwards the feces will splat onto the, preferably female participates, chest thus making a Alabama Mud Slide.
I'm thinking about doing the Alabama Mud Slide tonight, you in or out?
Alabama Mud Slide by MudslideMan November 12, 2019
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Alabama Mud Slide 

The act of defecating into a person's mouth. The partner then proceeds to give oral sex while their mouth is still filled with feces.
Dude, Jessica and I made an Alabama Mud Slide yesterday.
Alabama Mud Slide by BCEagles7 January 31, 2009

Alabama Mudslide 

When the lady is taking a shit you proceed to eat her box, having covid is preferred due to lack of smell.
“Hey ole bag, wanna come over for an Alabama Mudslide?”
Alabama Mudslide by Bangin Bart November 8, 2020

Alabama Mudslide 

When 8 or more blacks roll down a hill at the same time (usually to escape from their masters plantation)
Hey John, I saw an Alabama mudslide at the end of the cotton field last night

Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
Word of the Day on June 18, 2026

Pretty Privilege

A person who has more opportunities, and becomes more successful in life because of how attractive they are.
"Pretty privilege isn't a thing." "Yes it is have you seen GeorgeNotFound"

"GeorgeNotFound has so much pretty privilege its not fair!!!"
Word of the Day on June 17, 2026
Jenny got in more trouble after being arrested because she had priors.
priors by Jermaine Young. October 14, 2008
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