The act of putting icy-hot, bengay, etc, on one's condom before intercourse. This is usually used as a revenge move or as a practical joke. An excellent way to end one's relationship.
Bitch doesn't think i know she cheated on me; think ill give her an Alabama Hotpocket and then dump her ass.
by rod-man April 08, 2007
While having sex you spread open the woman's vagina and shit in it, then close her legs and let it cook.
I was totally fucking this chick and she told me she was hungry so I cracked her open and gave her an alabama hotpocket.
by lasers for breakfast May 31, 2009
When you stick a hotpocket in the microwave and heat it up for 69 seconds, then you fuck it. And you can eat it afterwards, only if you're down though
by SuicidalBanana559 December 29, 2012
When you defecate inside of your sister’s vaginal canal and proceed to have sexual intercourse with a burning sensation.
by cwbyz April 12, 2023
by IamSmert_ April 19, 2021
Rob: I think I should break up with my girlfriend.
Jim: Why?
Rob: She wanted me to finish her with an Alabama Hotpocket... That's too messy for me.
Jim: Why?
Rob: She wanted me to finish her with an Alabama Hotpocket... That's too messy for me.
by MagicalPonieOfDarkness July 18, 2014
by dildo machine June 21, 2006