The act of unloading a duece into a females open vagina. Then proceeding to pack your hog into the poop-filled opening.
by LinkBNuttz October 13, 2009
by brodangles September 16, 2011
When two male relatives put their cocks in each side of a HotPocket, cum inside of it, and proceed to eat it
Cletus and Daryl wanted to add some flavor to their HotPocket, so they performed the Alabama HotPocket
by SaltyOG February 09, 2019
by dildo machine June 21, 2006
The act of putting icy-hot, bengay, etc, on one's condom before intercourse. This is usually used as a revenge move or as a practical joke. An excellent way to end one's relationship.
Bitch doesn't think i know she cheated on me; think ill give her an Alabama Hotpocket and then dump her ass.
by rod-man April 08, 2007
by morgannnnn:) January 05, 2009
While having sex you spread open the woman's vagina and shit in it, then close her legs and let it cook.
I was totally fucking this chick and she told me she was hungry so I cracked her open and gave her an alabama hotpocket.
by lasers for breakfast May 31, 2009