Alaïs
hey alaïs !
Alaïs by chicago hates you December 5, 2021
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Alaiza
Alaiza is a kind hearted very meme and vine obsessed girl who always makes you laugh. She’s the one that you can always count on for anything. Sh won’t let you down! She is one that you have to get to know to like. She’s pretty, cute, and caring. Everyone loves her and is jealous when she is better friends with someone than them. She cares for her friends so so much and will never let them go. Lemme tell you, she’s a keeper!
Preposterous boast, but alas
Random person: “I didn’t lose my virginity because I don’t take L’s.”
Me: “Preposterous boast, but alas.”
Me: “Preposterous boast, but alas.”
Preposterous boast, but alas by Fresh Timbs October 29, 2018
Alaiyah
Most beautiful,talented,intelligent, kind, spontaneous, girls you’ll bet meet. Loves to dance and joke around. Easy to love once you get through a couple layers, stobborn and may push you away but you have to know that she’ll be okay if you do break through her pushing you away and love her. Friends are very important to her. On a moments notice she’ll do something crazy. Strong willed and can get through anything. Hates Carmex.
“Alaiyah is my freaking BESTFRIEND!!!”
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