Al Seimers

Another of da assorted dudes (i.e., Will Power, John, Arthur Itis, Charlie Horse, Ben Gay, etc.) who frequently visit older folks.

Various "everyday" guys start hanging out with many aging folks as they get into their sixties, but when Al Seimers and Park Ensigns eventually begin dropping by, as well, it's time to resignedly admit dat you've officially "joined geezerdom".

by QuacksO May 31, 2020

Hoodie Alzeimers

Usually affects golfers with English descent and those skilled in architecture.

“I was going to get a ticket next week. Well hoodie Alzeimers hit me again!”

by Eccspert March 22, 2024