The funkiest jivest turkey ever to live. One of the few people who makes me wish I was black. "Let's Stay Together" is a song that is so great we should make a national holiday for it.

Person A: What is that funky groovy black music I'm hearing?

Person B: That, my friend..... is Al Green.

Al Green by littlewing64 April 2, 2009

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al green

to pour hot grits on someone out of rage

baby moms al green me after she caught me with her sister

al green by dream...t June 18, 2009

Al Green Records

Slang for marijuana.

Hey Johnny, do you know where i can score some Al Green records?

Al Green Records by ilovetits69 March 30, 2009

Al Green'd

An "Al Greening" occurs when you reject a woman. If this woman becomes scornful and throws hot grits in your face whilst you are showering, you have just been Al Green'd.

Man: What happened to that dude's face?

Man 2: This girl proposed to him, and he said no, so she Al Green'd him!

Man: What da fuck?

Al Green'd by Rock & Roll Deity December 11, 2007

Al Green'd

when all the local democrats register as republicans and vote down the strongest candidate in the primaries. only to find a porn watching pedo has won the dems primary

also see meanwhile, back at the ranch

woa dude did you hear about whole the south carolina alvin green porn thing? they cant be that stupid

nah they arnt they just tried to vote down the republicans, and everyone that didnt know to do that thought al green was the singer. plus vick rawl sounds too much like rick roll. yep they really Al Green'd themselves this time.

Al Green'd by napalmdong July 7, 2010

algreen

1. He just gets me, really. 2. Feels exactly like home. Blessing, bright, captivating. My rock and my light. Oh, and one more else, nothing's better than his sweet smile.

Algreen is a pretty boy. I love him very much.

algreen by porkbabi April 27, 2022

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

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Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

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hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

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God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

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