Named after a light-emitting diode (LED). This baby's name is given by parents, who after witnessing the birth of their child, had considerable lower aspirations for him compared to the time he was conceived. The realisation that his ability to "shine" will be short lived and need replacing within 5 years is the inspiration behind this gem. Aled likes to dress in feminine clothing and collect paperclips when visiting old people's homes. He is a believer of believing but will categorically not believe anything he believes. He's a very special lady.
Doctor: What will you name your beautiful girl? I mean son! *giggles*
Parent 1: Geez... uhh... Pff... Spanner?... Flannel?... Dip...
Doctor: Can I stop you there, sorry. It might be worth thinking about his.. best feature *bursts out laughing*
Both parents: ALED!
Parent 1: Geez... uhh... Pff... Spanner?... Flannel?... Dip...
Doctor: Can I stop you there, sorry. It might be worth thinking about his.. best feature *bursts out laughing*
Both parents: ALED!
by Serenely Glad March 28, 2019
The name that your parents call you when they're too lazy to use your full name when you live in some place with bad ping in asia.
"Hey Ale how are you doing"
by Abort-M3 July 4, 2019
Honestly just the best person you will ever meet ever. Husband him immediately before every other person goes after him. Dab dab dab follow @aledjams on Instagram if epic gamer.
Gamer Girl 1: Have u seen the mad man Aled
Gamer Girl 2: OMG yes I love him I hope he wifes me.
Gamer Girl 1: Shut your bubblegum mouth and give up u got no chance with that human god
Gamer Girl 2: OMG yes I love him I hope he wifes me.
Gamer Girl 1: Shut your bubblegum mouth and give up u got no chance with that human god
by Aled James October 30, 2018
Having 'After-Lunch Sex' or ALS means sex with full stomach which is very unhealthy, first because of the intense ‘physical activity’, and then for gulping energy drinks and powerbars to make up for bodily ‘resource loss’ afterwards.
Is in contrast with other healthy types of sex i.e. BLS (Before-Lunch Sex), LNS (Late Night Sex) and EBS (Early-Bird Sex).
Is in contrast with other healthy types of sex i.e. BLS (Before-Lunch Sex), LNS (Late Night Sex) and EBS (Early-Bird Sex).
1-
Jude: A friend of mine has challenged me to ALS on Facebook. That’s not proper. I’m married now!
Larry: He doesn’t mean after-sex lunch, you idiot!
2-
Had an extra large pizza the other day followed by ALS with the hot girl from work. Threw up before I could finish my Snickers!
Jude: A friend of mine has challenged me to ALS on Facebook. That’s not proper. I’m married now!
Larry: He doesn’t mean after-sex lunch, you idiot!
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Had an extra large pizza the other day followed by ALS with the hot girl from work. Threw up before I could finish my Snickers!
by Silent Lake August 29, 2014
That's sick, alie aling!
by That Ging February 15, 2007
A term for a chic every guy is crushing over, ladies be careful if you here your boyfriend saying “AL” to one of his homies he probably has another chic 😘
by Codes for the bros April 27, 2020