Aker

Basically an insult to anyone. Basically meaning you're dumb and you can't follow simple instuctions, and you're really gay and you like boys

Person 1: That guy is such an Aker
Person 2: Yeah... Jack Aker to be specific right? He's trying to brallugus me!

by Brugghers February 10, 2022

aker

Very tall girl who is the most prettiest girl in the world. If you have an Aker in your life you’re super lucky. If she’s the love in your life just know she great in the sheets.

“Hey wanna hang out?”
“Can’t I’m hanging out with Aker”

by Hjdndj7488383 May 19, 2018

Jack Aker

A person who is deluded to their own opinion that they go out of their way to whine and complain in a babyish manner, and who finds boys/men very attractive and wants to suckle them 24/7. Or in simple words, a "Jack Aker"

Person 1: God damn that guy is acting like a Jack Aker
Person 2: I know right?! He's trying to brallugus that guy...

by Brugghers February 10, 2022

zack aker

realest g, coolest guy on the planet .aker is a respected vip family

omg is that zack aker

by quifgau[ofgsoufhsufw September 30, 2019

achille van aker

The Premier of Belgium during the Second World War. Noted for it being a very Continental name, with a pretty sound.

"I was just walking down the street and he was, like, so Achille Van Aker."
"What?"
"Like the 3 times Prime Minister of Belgium known as the father of the Belgian social security system"
"Oh"

by John Angliss June 24, 2006

miss aker

shes a fucking weirdo. she like to have large black jizz in her face everyday.

she wants a miss aker.

by jimbobbillyjean December 6, 2011

Emil Aker

Emil Aker is a man of his wisdom, he only does what he thinks is fun. Men called Emil often attract women easily, and can get laid very fast. The definition of Aker on the other hand, often means that he will be obese and always lose in the game of Ping Pong.

I would like to be like an Emil Aker, he gets so many girls even though he is officially obese .

by Chickenwing Ding December 12, 2016