Aker
Basically an insult to anyone. Basically meaning you're dumb and you can't follow simple instuctions, and you're really gay and you like boys
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Very tall girl who is the most prettiest girl in the world. If you have an Aker in your life you’re super lucky. If she’s the love in your life just know she great in the sheets.
aker by Hjdndj7488383 May 19, 2018
Jack Aker
A person who is deluded to their own opinion that they go out of their way to whine and complain in a babyish manner, and who finds boys/men very attractive and wants to suckle them 24/7. Or in simple words, a "Jack Aker"
Person 1: God damn that guy is acting like a Jack Aker
Person 2: I know right?! He's trying to brallugus that guy...
Person 2: I know right?! He's trying to brallugus that guy...
zack aker
zack aker by quifgau[ofgsoufhsufw September 30, 2019
achille van aker
The Premier of Belgium during the Second World War. Noted for it being a very Continental name, with a pretty sound.
"I was just walking down the street and he was, like, so Achille Van Aker."
"What?"
"Like the 3 times Prime Minister of Belgium known as the father of the Belgian social security system"
"Oh"
"What?"
"Like the 3 times Prime Minister of Belgium known as the father of the Belgian social security system"
"Oh"
achille van aker by John Angliss June 24, 2006
Emil Aker
Emil Aker is a man of his wisdom, he only does what he thinks is fun. Men called Emil often attract women easily, and can get laid very fast. The definition of Aker on the other hand, often means that he will be obese and always lose in the game of Ping Pong.
Emil Aker by Chickenwing Ding December 12, 2016