Airtight Ski Pole
A sexual position in which every hole is penetrated (airtight) while the broad is tuggin' two others off wit her mitts, like Ski Poles.
Airtight Ski Pole by BigCityBrom December 9, 2008
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air tight ski pole
When you take five guys and one girl and have sex with her. Three dudes picking a whole, either mouth, ass or pussy. While they fuck her in her wholes she takes the two other guys standing at her side and begins jerking them off as if using ski poles.
Dude #1: Man we need to run the ol' air tight ski pole on this bitch.
Dude #2: Dude I get one of the wholes no matter what.
Dude #3: I get ass you get pussy?
Dude #4: What if your shit touches, won't that be weird?
Dude #2 and 3: Maybe, but fuck it.
Dude #4: Ok, well I'll take the mouth, I guess that leaves you guys as the poles.
Dude #1 and 5: FUCK! Well there better be plenty of lube.
Dude #2: Dude I get one of the wholes no matter what.
Dude #3: I get ass you get pussy?
Dude #4: What if your shit touches, won't that be weird?
Dude #2 and 3: Maybe, but fuck it.
Dude #4: Ok, well I'll take the mouth, I guess that leaves you guys as the poles.
Dude #1 and 5: FUCK! Well there better be plenty of lube.
air tight ski pole by Colt4540 April 24, 2008
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airtight skipole
when a woman has all three of her orifices filled as well as simultaneously giving two handjobs. Involves 5 guys and one girl
Heather was having a great time but was a little sore after she gave manson, bubba, brent, spiceboy, and ned an airtight skipole.
airtight skipole by scotty the bubba mark April 10, 2008
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