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AirPodding 

When a male (possibly female) ejaculates in someone’s ear allowing it to drip down representing the shape and colour of an Apple AirPod
Nah g last night I was airpodding this bird and she couldn’t hear for a week.
AirPodding by WllMcBrd January 8, 2020

Airpodder 

Since I am airpodding, everytime my flight is delayed I am a real airpodder.
Airpodder by AirPod December 6, 2018

AirPodder 

Someone that uses AirPods/AirPodPros/AirPodMax in order to flex on other people due to having low self esteem.
Person 1: I got new headphones, like them?
Person 2: Ya, they are very fanc-
Person 3: Nice but like, are those no Airpods? wow. imagine.

Person 1: uhh ok?
Person 3: Oh ya so have you gusy seen my new AirPods?
Person 2: Ya you showed us yesterday
Person 3: *leaves*
Person 1 and 2: what an airpodder bro

Social Airpodding 

When you and your friend listen to music together over a shared pair of Airpods, and you place the AirPod on your outside ear so you can hear each other talk.
1) Omg Becky, don’t be dumb. Switch sides with me. I can’t hear you unless you’re social AirPodding. Embarrassing...

2) You know Jimbo likes a girl when he social airpods ‘Ruel’ with her.
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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