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airplane blonde 

A girl who has died her hair blonde but still has a "little black box".
"Even though she was an airplane blonde, my parents would've loved her."
airplane blonde by Me November 6, 2002

Airplane Blonde 

One who has bleached/dyed her hair but still has a 'black box'.
Kelly is hot but her roommate told me she's an airplane blonde.
Airplane Blonde by Keith January 4, 2004

Airplane Blond 

A girl who although sporting a lovely head of blond locks, comes equipped with a black box. I.e a girl who bleaches her hair.
Either that girl ove there takes ages to dye her roots black or she must be an airplane blond.
Airplane Blond by painter April 5, 2003

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026
A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.
"0/10 hopeslop"
Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026
Word of the Day on August 8, 2026