painter's definitions

Eskimo squint

A wedgie so incredibly intense that the Eskimo will squint

These new fleece Christmas leggings sure have my Eskimo squinting

by Painter December 25, 2016

Airplane Blond

A girl who although sporting a lovely head of blond locks, comes equipped with a black box. I.e a girl who bleaches her hair.

Either that girl ove there takes ages to dye her roots black or she must be an airplane blond.

by painter April 5, 2003