Definitions by painter

Eskimo squint 

A wedgie so incredibly intense that the Eskimo will squint

These new fleece Christmas leggings sure have my Eskimo squinting

Eskimo squint by Painter December 25, 2016

Airplane Blond 

A girl who although sporting a lovely head of blond locks, comes equipped with a black box. I.e a girl who bleaches her hair.

Either that girl ove there takes ages to dye her roots black or she must be an airplane blond.

Airplane Blond by painter April 5, 2003