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air cock 

the sport of miming in a violent or humorous fashion the thrusting of an imaginary cock into another's mouth or towards their face as the recipient is yawning; Can be performed from across the room and or with setup from others, such as the artillery air cock which requires a spotter/loader and trigger man.
Eric and Tony launched their air cock artillery as Tanya was yawning during her presentation.
air cock by g.r.beelz June 20, 2014
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Air cock 

Did you see that air cock fly on me?
Air cock by fatso34 August 14, 2021

air cock thrust 

when you jump into the air and thrust foreward in a humping motion.
that guy just had a huuuge air cock thrust, it seemed like he was in the air forever.
air cock thrust by evan_met June 18, 2006
Using one's hand to mimic giving a fictional penis in the air a handsy blowjob while pretending to have it climax in one's own mouth.
Dude, Jenny just humblebragged about her new Tesla truck, so I double aircocked her!
Aircock by Oliver W Holmes January 22, 2022
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026