Aids Bagels 

A bagel, donut or other similar baked product that has been used for sexual purposes by a male. Even ye olde loaf of bread can be made into an Aids Bagel.

Neptuneman675 : Dude, I just fucked a loaf of bread.
JhiroJihzo : Zomg, dude, stop fucking making aids bagels.

Aids Bagels by CoreyNallis July 28, 2008

aids on a bagel 

Not to be confused with Aids Bagels; acquiring a homosexual disease via non-homosexual method i.e. sex with a woman infected with said disease, being born with said disease, or changing oil ;-). The origin of putting in the term "bagel" was lost sometime late in the summer of 2008

Would you like your Aids on a 8 inch sausage?

no thank you, I prefer my aids on a bagel

aids on a bagel by Burt R. February 4, 2009