Adorken
(noun)
A delusional Discord gremlin who thinks putting on eyeliner and quoting Tumblr-era edge makes them “emo.” Typically found posing as a guy online for sympathy points, but is actually a clout-chasing girl who hides behind 2016 TikTok filters like her life depends on it. Calls herself "grunge" but couldn’t survive five minutes at a real show without crying about the bathroom lighting.
Traits include:
Roblox username: adorken1
Discord: adorkenn (because one ‘n’ just wasn’t edgy enough)
Obsessed with looking tragic online while being tragic in real life
Believes wearing a choker and fake depression makes you deep
Nazi apologist energy in a Hello Kitty hoodie
Common phrases:
“I'm literally him.”
“You just don’t get my aesthetic.”
“This filter is for the vibe, not because I’m ugly.” (She is.)
(noun)
A delusional Discord gremlin who thinks putting on eyeliner and quoting Tumblr-era edge makes them “emo.” Typically found posing as a guy online for sympathy points, but is actually a clout-chasing girl who hides behind 2016 TikTok filters like her life depends on it. Calls herself "grunge" but couldn’t survive five minutes at a real show without crying about the bathroom lighting.
Traits include:
Roblox username: adorken1
Discord: adorkenn (because one ‘n’ just wasn’t edgy enough)
Obsessed with looking tragic online while being tragic in real life
Believes wearing a choker and fake depression makes you deep
Nazi apologist energy in a Hello Kitty hoodie
Common phrases:
“I'm literally him.”
“You just don’t get my aesthetic.”
“This filter is for the vibe, not because I’m ugly.” (She is.)
Example:
Person 1: “Did you see that user who faked being a guy and called it gender envy?”
Person 2: “Yeah, total Adorken. Could smell the filtered desperation through the screen."
Person 1: “Did you see that user who faked being a guy and called it gender envy?”
Person 2: “Yeah, total Adorken. Could smell the filtered desperation through the screen."
by Your manic pixie dream girl April 19, 2025