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Ahem... but cooler
"Ahme, sir, but thine fresh pigs urine has gone cold."
"Don't ever use that word again."
"Which one, sire?"
"FUCKING AHME!"
Ahme by Great Northern 1147 January 1, 2024
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ahmed • Ahmet • Ahmer • ahmes • Ahmed06 • ahmednur • ahmed 🌹 • ahmeme • ahmere • ahmeda
If a Ahmet loves you he will never stop to. He is caring for those he likes and never lets them go. He could get pissed at times but he will never let you go. If he acts rude to his loved ones he will hate him self forever he will never want to let anyone down especially **************** ;)
“Ahmet the best boy” said Simon to Jeremy
Ahmet by But hole lover June 18, 2019

Biilee Ahmed 

A typical Somalian name, hence the spelling error. Biilee Ahmed is a specimen who waffles far too often due to his Somalian background which also enables him to sound intelligent other shmucks alike, Biilee Ahmed will often waffle about Pythagoras in the middle of a French lesson, leading the teachers to believe he has gone insane. Overall Biilee Ahmed is like any other typical Somalian, the only that differentiates him from other Somalians is his rather unusually light skin tone .
He's a shmuck, he must be called Biilee Ahmed!
Biilee Ahmed by Biilee's Mum January 23, 2019

Hafsa Ahmed 

The definition of beautiful. She has an older sister called Anum Ahmed and they both do modelling
Adam: Hafsa Ahmed is so fit
Mark: Ikr!
Hafsa Ahmed by A_certi December 11, 2019

Ahmer Bench 

Your max bench plus a couple of pounds, used to emphasise how much weight you are capable of bench-pressing in the gym environment.
Person 1: Yo how much can you bench?
Person 2: 250lbs
Person 1: is that your Ahmer Bench or your real bench
Person 2: My Ahmer Bench is 320lbs nize it
Ahmer Bench by nyeahehc April 16, 2019
The worst human being ever to exist.
Guy1: Man, I'm bored. I think I might burn down an orphanage and steal their PS5's.
Guy2: Lil bro thinks he's Ahmed06
Ahmed06 by The_Refrigerator14 September 21, 2023
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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