Ahmer
Pure Coolness. A individual who is just the best type of person available-noble, worthy, polite, respectful,,handsome, humble and..... awesome
He is so Ahmer
Ahmer by CharingHunk August 23, 2011
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Ahmer by Gandu khan November 22, 2021
Ahmer
classic British fuckboi with major commitment issues …loves to string a long girls with “posh accent” and Grey’s Anatomy esque work stories…will play your best guy friend but become jealous when you date other guys. Best advice to block on contact.
Ahmer by Tinderbox90 November 23, 2021
Ahmer
A Scottish/British fboy who emotionally roams North America collecting girls aka “friends” for years, proudly carrying the emotional range of a spoon. Most likely professions: medicine or human rights, so he can lecture on his saint-like qualities while literally screwing you.
Ahmers treat your life like a revolving door — in, out, back in, all for their amusement.
Friend 1: “Wait… weren’t you two best friends for five years?”
Friend 2: “Yeah, but he’s such an Ahmer — lectures on morality while screwing every girl in his friend group.”
Friend 1: “Wait… weren’t you two best friends for five years?”
Friend 2: “Yeah, but he’s such an Ahmer — lectures on morality while screwing every girl in his friend group.”
Ahmer
A Scottish/British male who weaponizes “just banter,” mixed signals, and perfectly timed vulnerability to sleep with all his female friends — while technically never leading anyone on. Claims he’s a workaholic with no time for labels, yet runs multiple emotional side quests across time zones. Overuses the word keen. Dresses badly on purpose to seem harmless. Has the emotional capability of a spoon. Is your best friend when you’re single, disappears when you get a boyfriend, and mysteriously respawns the week you’re single again. Won’t text “u up?” — will invite you to Chile on a whim while currently on holiday with a different “friend” aka lover.
He ahmered me perfectly: I planned the trip, did all the driving, slept with him, and he was texting five other “besties” the whole time.
Ahmer Bench
Your max bench plus a couple of pounds, used to emphasise how much weight you are capable of bench-pressing in the gym environment.
Person 1: Yo how much can you bench?
Person 2: 250lbs
Person 1: is that your Ahmer Bench or your real bench
Person 2: My Ahmer Bench is 320lbs nize it
Person 2: 250lbs
Person 1: is that your Ahmer Bench or your real bench
Person 2: My Ahmer Bench is 320lbs nize it
Ahmer Bench by nyeahehc April 16, 2019
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