person 1 "make sure the laundry and dishes are done when I get home, don't forget to take the dog for a walk, make sure to pick up his leavings, also we are going to that
Christmas party tomorrow so make sure that you have
something nice to wear but nothing white because you're
getting fat and no one wants to see your rolls, I hope you cleaned the garage because it's fucking disgusting, that reminds me your parents are coming next week so go to the ATM and maybe get some chips while your out but don't open them because you're fat."
Person 2 "ahhkay"