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Definitions by Turbophoenix

Half a bar 

To have half an erection.
*looking at cleavage*: "I've got half a bar right now"
Half a bar by TurboPhoenix October 21, 2011

(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ 

Smiley of a person flipping a table over, usually used as a response to a challenge of some kind, or just generally in anger.
Person 1: I will totally kick your ass.
Person 2: (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
Person 3: (╮¬.¬)╮︵ ┳━┳

(╮¬.¬)╮︵ ┳━┳ 

Smiley for flipping a table the right way up. Only used after (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ has been used, usually out of annoyance that the table was flipped in the first place.
Person 1: I will totally kick your ass.
Person 2: (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
Person 3: (╮¬.¬)╮︵ ┳━┳

Trilorgy 

An orgy that takes place 3 times with the same participants.
Hey Joe, ready for part 3 of the trilorgy tonight? I'm gonna nail Sandra in the ass!
Trilorgy by TurboPhoenix October 21, 2009
Ahh, ok. Basically something people will say when they can't think of anything else to say. Can be used in place of lol and :P
Person 1: I'm gonna go to the movies with Tara tomorrow, should be good.
Person 2: Ahh k
Person 1: After that I think we'll go back to my place.
Person 2: Lol
Person 1: You know you don't have to respond to everything I say with something meaningless.
Person 2: Ahh k
Person 1: You're a douche, stop that.
Person 2: Ahh k
Ahh k by Turbophoenix October 18, 2009
Be back very soon. Halfway between be right back and be back soon.
Hey man, I'm going out to get some lunch, bbvs.
bbvs by TurboPhoenix September 11, 2009

sandwich 

Hobo: "Will work for sandwiches"
sandwich by TurboPhoenix October 26, 2008