agoura
also known as the bubble. Once you move here you never leave. It's very small area that is safe and clean.
agoura by brownchickenbrowncow April 7, 2008
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one of the WORST cities in the united states. Agoura is in the midst of poverty. the area is trying to compete with the rest of the san fernando valley such as the westlake and rich calabasas areas but cannot. the city is broken down and abandoned. It often reminds people of hickville red necks. the town is composed of horses, cows, farms, and a broken down school. the people are very rude and are very bitter toward people who have more money than them. i feel so bad i have to live in agoura!
AGOURIAN: howdy yall!
BEVERLY HILLS DUDE: hey, you must be from agoura!
AGOURIAN: HOW CUD YA TELL, DURRRR??
BEVERLY HILLS DUDE: its the missing teeth and the accent. im sorry you have to live in such a horrible place.
BEVERLY HILLS DUDE: hey, you must be from agoura!
AGOURIAN: HOW CUD YA TELL, DURRRR??
BEVERLY HILLS DUDE: its the missing teeth and the accent. im sorry you have to live in such a horrible place.
agoura by theworld5443 May 6, 2006
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Agoura by LargeExtent May 1, 2024
Agoura Hills
Incorporated in 1982. Agoura Hills is well known for its spoiled population and severe drug problem. At the same time is burned by the L.A. Sheriffs Department. Also Known As "The Bubble."
Agoura Hills by Juan Baires September 28, 2008
Agoura high school
pt 1
Welcome to Agoura high school, the less rich version of Calabasas, but equally as shitty. Now don't get me wrong, we may be less rich than Calabasas, but we still get a shit ton of funding from Jewish sugar daddies. I can 100% guarantee that extra funding goes to school upgrades and improvements. Nah fuck that, it goes to teacher paychecks. Half the time you have no idea what the hell the teachers are talking about due to their lack of motivation and realization that they're stuck in a dead end job teaching ranges of kids, half of which should be in fucking juvie hall. As far as students go, it's pretty diverse, with the spectrum ranging from the next Nobel prize winner, to borderline down syndrome. It never ceases to amaze me how such levels of utter stupidity can even exist in the 21st century. However, natural selection exists, and it's quite easy to tell which popular fagtards will burn out like a star as soon as high school ends and they become part of the working world.
Welcome to Agoura high school, the less rich version of Calabasas, but equally as shitty. Now don't get me wrong, we may be less rich than Calabasas, but we still get a shit ton of funding from Jewish sugar daddies. I can 100% guarantee that extra funding goes to school upgrades and improvements. Nah fuck that, it goes to teacher paychecks. Half the time you have no idea what the hell the teachers are talking about due to their lack of motivation and realization that they're stuck in a dead end job teaching ranges of kids, half of which should be in fucking juvie hall. As far as students go, it's pretty diverse, with the spectrum ranging from the next Nobel prize winner, to borderline down syndrome. It never ceases to amaze me how such levels of utter stupidity can even exist in the 21st century. However, natural selection exists, and it's quite easy to tell which popular fagtards will burn out like a star as soon as high school ends and they become part of the working world.
Agoura high school by gimmezucc December 24, 2017
Agoura Hills, CA
A small southern California city in Los Angeles County. It has a population of 20,000 and life here is somewhere in-between living in a charming small town, and EVERYTHING WRONG with a suburb. It's filled with nice but clueless adults and cool but sketchy teens. If many people would take five seconds to look away from the big houses and palm trees, you would see that it's not uncommon to find a used needle next to the sidewalk or have a bottle thrown at you while walking through a parking lot.
Agoura Hills, CA by plus-size albert November 20, 2020