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Agatha Christie 

A dude is blindfolded in the middle of a group of women. Then one woman defecates in the mans mouth. Then his blindfold is removed and he has to guess which woman it was by taste.
I heard Jim did the Agatha Christie last night.

Agatha Christie 

1. Dame Agatha Mary Clarissa Christie, Lady Mallowan, also known simply as Agatha Christie (DBE) is a famous English writer known for writing mystery and detective books, popularizing the genre heavily in the 20th century.
She is known for Murder on the Orient Express, And Then There Were None, The Murder Of Roger Ackroyd, Death On The Nile, Five Little Pigs, and The A.B.C. Murders, just to name a few of her world famous works.

2. Агата Кристи, A Soviet and Russian post-punk band of the same name, it is named after the writer, which was a named suggested by Alexander Kozlov.

The band operated from 1987 to 2015, before dissolving in after they all agreed to go their own ways after internal conflicts within the band.
1.
Person 1: "Who is your favourite writer?"
Person 2: "It's got to be Agatha Christie!"

2.

Person 1: "I just found my new favourite band!! It's an old Russian post Punk band! I'm a contrarian!!"
Person 2: wtf are you talking about
Agatha Christie by anonymous January 15, 2025

You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026