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Agatha Christie 

A dude is blindfolded in the middle of a group of women. Then one woman defecates in the mans mouth. Then his blindfold is removed and he has to guess which woman it was by taste.
I heard Jim did the Agatha Christie last night.

Agatha Christie 

1. Dame Agatha Mary Clarissa Christie, Lady Mallowan, also known simply as Agatha Christie (DBE) is a famous English writer known for writing mystery and detective books, popularizing the genre heavily in the 20th century.
She is known for Murder on the Orient Express, And Then There Were None, The Murder Of Roger Ackroyd, Death On The Nile, Five Little Pigs, and The A.B.C. Murders, just to name a few of her world famous works.

2. Агата Кристи, A Soviet and Russian post-punk band of the same name, it is named after the writer, which was a named suggested by Alexander Kozlov.

The band operated from 1987 to 2015, before dissolving in after they all agreed to go their own ways after internal conflicts within the band.
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Person 1: "Who is your favourite writer?"
Person 2: "It's got to be Agatha Christie!"

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Person 1: "I just found my new favourite band!! It's an old Russian post Punk band! I'm a contrarian!!"
Person 2: wtf are you talking about
Agatha Christie by anonymous January 15, 2025

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