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Agatha Christie 

A dude is blindfolded in the middle of a group of women. Then one woman defecates in the mans mouth. Then his blindfold is removed and he has to guess which woman it was by taste.
I heard Jim did the Agatha Christie last night.

Agatha Christie 

1. Dame Agatha Mary Clarissa Christie, Lady Mallowan, also known simply as Agatha Christie (DBE) is a famous English writer known for writing mystery and detective books, popularizing the genre heavily in the 20th century.
She is known for Murder on the Orient Express, And Then There Were None, The Murder Of Roger Ackroyd, Death On The Nile, Five Little Pigs, and The A.B.C. Murders, just to name a few of her world famous works.

2. Агата Кристи, A Soviet and Russian post-punk band of the same name, it is named after the writer, which was a named suggested by Alexander Kozlov.

The band operated from 1987 to 2015, before dissolving in after they all agreed to go their own ways after internal conflicts within the band.
1.
Person 1: "Who is your favourite writer?"
Person 2: "It's got to be Agatha Christie!"

2.

Person 1: "I just found my new favourite band!! It's an old Russian post Punk band! I'm a contrarian!!"
Person 2: wtf are you talking about
Agatha Christie by anonymous January 15, 2025

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008