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After Fap Regrets
The feeling of regret after one has masturbated to a girl or guy, he/she was either not attracted to, or felt annoyed by, prior to masturbation.
Dude.. the other night i was flirting with Kim.. after Masturbating i had some After Fap Regrets and didn't talk to her anymore.. Made things awkward 1st block.
Also commonly used as After Fap: Dude i found out she was fat after i masturbated.. Major After Fap
Also commonly used as After Fap: Dude i found out she was fat after i masturbated.. Major After Fap
After Fap Regrets by Bro_ca_Cola March 17, 2011
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After fart
After fart by NakJPaulG May 1, 2009
after fap nap
after fap nap by firewolf88 October 17, 2010
after forever
A Dutch metal band founded by Sander Gommans and Mark Jansen.
The best band to ever exist., releasing the best metal album of all time: Decipher.
They also had the best female metal singer of all time: Floor Jansen
They disbanded in 2009
The best band to ever exist., releasing the best metal album of all time: Decipher.
They also had the best female metal singer of all time: Floor Jansen
They disbanded in 2009
Bob: Holy shit, that was the best album I've ever heard!
Rob: Of course it is, it's by After Forever!
Rob: Of course it is, it's by After Forever!
after forever by AfterForever April 13, 2014
After Funk
The last few drops of urine that end up in your underwear, pants, or running down your leg, usually from under-shaking.
Especially awkward in shorts, when the fluid can run visibly down your leg.
If left untreated for extended periods of time, it can often create an uncomfortable odor, that repels other people, but often attracts insects.
Especially awkward in shorts, when the fluid can run visibly down your leg.
If left untreated for extended periods of time, it can often create an uncomfortable odor, that repels other people, but often attracts insects.
Example #1: Harold was in a hurry, so when he shook and pulled up his pants, he was not surprised about his dose of After Funk.
Example #2: "Ahhh, dude I just got like a tablespoon of After Funk!"
Example #2: "Ahhh, dude I just got like a tablespoon of After Funk!"
After Funk by Totsjeal May 1, 2010
After Fart
After Fart by Goffray June 30, 2009
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fache-couture
French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
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Glippy
A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.
Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”
Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”
Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
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fauxstalgia
Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
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pajama casual
Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation
The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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