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Placing each individual testicle over a poor suspect's eye, causing a goggle effect. The term african is in refrence to the darkness it creates when one tries to see through the impenitrating depths of his buddy's bowsack.

Dude you got one nasty pair of african goggles on you sucka!

african goggles by Clyde T. Oris November 16, 2006

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African Goggles

When you have someone's nutsack over your eyes.

Austin Driver woke up with African Goggles from Porter over his eyes.

African Goggles by Driversabitch April 15, 2022

African goggles

when the male puts his balls on the women’s eyes and viciously nosh off

come on babe, let’s do african goggles

African goggles by kenyan shades March 14, 2021

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026