Affonso

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An incredible man with unique characteristics. I could say that Affonso is the best man in the world. There's nothing an Affonso can't do. From climbing Everest to swimming in the Mariana Trenches while fucking an ass.

You are so awesome that I almost call you Affonso

Affonso by Matthew McConaughey From Tera November 23, 2021

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Afonso

Afonso is a very sexy human being and if you meet him then he’s the best friend you’ve ever had. All his ex’s are toxic but he’s still better than all of their current and future boyfriends because he’s built like a Greek God.

Girl 1: “is that Afonso?”
Girl 2: “yh he’s sooooooo fitttttt”

Afonso by afonso_0728 April 30, 2021

Related Words

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Afonso

Afonso is a dreamer, multi-talented, handsome and sociable.

he is faithful to his beloved, music is his passion and brilliant in academics .

I'm proud to be called Afonso

Afonso by burna boy 1 October 6, 2019

karlo alfonso

Someone who can be your soulmate, bestfriend, boyfriend, lover, future fiance, future husband and forever baby.

If you want to have a lover, have a Karlo Alfonso!

A Karlo Alfonso loves so dearly.

If you have Karlo Alfonso you're just the lucky one!

karlo alfonso by AlienMermaid69 January 10, 2014

luke afonso

just an asshole

FUCKING HELL, SHUT THE FUCK UP LUKE AFONSO

luke afonso by Mr. Mackintosh June 10, 2018

Afonso

Afonso is that guy everyone likes. He is really attractive and every girl is after him. He is the most funny guy to be around. He is always thinking of jokes and stupid shit to do. Sometimes too much.
He also is the best, everyone respects him and tries to be like him.

Afonso is that guy who will dominate the world and do everything he wants.

Girl 1: Who's that cute guy?
Girl 2: It's Afonso. Go follow him on Instagram.
Girl 1: On itt!! I'll give him a few likes too!

Afonso by DuengeWadidu July 1, 2019

Afonso

Afonso is a nice, funny and sexy guy, that shows affection for the people who treat him well. Afonso usually has beautiful eyes that attract many girls. Sometimes he sucks with girls, but he'll always make you go back to him.
On the other hand if he really likes you he will do everything to be with you. He is always at ease with everything. He likes to smoke and have good conversations.
Afonso is a magnificent boy, if you have the opportunity to find one do not miss it!

Girl 1: that boy really sucks

Girl 2: but he have such a beautyfull eyes

Girl 1: yea, you right he’s so hot
Girl 2: he must be Afonso 😍

Afonso by Dread00000 January 13, 2019

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026