Affection Errection
Affection Errection by Snivvels November 3, 2015
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Affection Erection
When you get an erection from a hug, holding hands, when someone says I love you, or anything in that nature
Affection Erection by some fag December 8, 2015
Affection erection
Any erection not caused by sexual stimulation, but instead caused by overwhelming sense of romance, or being in love.
Affection erection by Snakenet Janhole March 7, 2019
affection erection
When your penis becomes erect when talking to a girl, but not because you're horny or want to have sex. Its an erection caused by the good feelings of having a conversation with the girl.
I really like her, but I don't think of her in a horny kind of way. When I talk to her, I get an affection erection.
affection erection by isopropyl_80 August 12, 2018
Affection erection
A gender neutral phrase to describe the intense emotional hard-on that is stimulated through infatuation. It is one of many side effects caused by catching feelings. Infatuation ejaculation typically follows.
Affection erection by P to the C September 21, 2017
affection erection
An erection which is sprung from a deep appreciation and love for something. This kind of erection is not gender specific, and there is no need to call a doctor if said erection lasts for more than 48 hours.
affection erection by hsbones November 3, 2011
affection erection hours
when nicole and erin go from “FUCKING CHOKE ME” to “lemme kiss his neck and play with his hair” in .2 seconds
affection erection hours by shnackn March 6, 2019
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