Aesthetically Obsolete Share definition Flag A nice way of saying you are old as fuck and your looks can no longer attract people. "i would date you Gladys, if you weren't born in the 1950's and you weren't aesthetically obsolete" Aesthetically Obsolete by Frankencastle March 27, 2016 0 0 Get merch Get the Aesthetically Obsolete mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch