3 definitions by Frankencastle

picless

The state of being unable to upload a picture to a chatsite, fb or other social media due to being uglier than a hatfull of assholes, weighing more than your average dairy cow or a combo of both.

She's been picless for so long and refuses to cam or meet. you just know she must be horrendous.

by Frankencastle October 3, 2015

Zika Virus

From the people who brought you the hits Ebola and A.I.D.S, this virus can grossly deform children still in the womb if their mother should contract it, rushed straight from the continent to you!. Thanks Africa for your latest contribution to the world.

Did you hear Tracey just found out she has contracted the Zika virus? I hope she doesn't have to terminate her pregnancy.

by Frankencastle February 12, 2016

Aesthetically Obsolete

A nice way of saying you are old as fuck and your looks can no longer attract people.

"i would date you Gladys, if you weren't born in the 1950's and you weren't aesthetically obsolete"

by Frankencastle December 17, 2015