Aemos 

Aemos is lumberjack, he works hard by day and by night he retreats to his cabin in the deep forest, there he gives his achy and defined muscles a rest. He reads by candlelight next to the fire in his home. Hes built his home by hand. He smokes on his pipe, he waits for his wife to come home. She arrives, they embrace each other, it’s been a long hard winter and they’ve been away from each for some time now. He pours her a glass of wine, they dine by candlelight. Afterward, she massages his achy chest, the muscles on his shoulders, his forearms. They embrace and he begins to kiss her. She’s suspended in time in his arms. She’s never quite felt like this, it’s as thought they’re teenagers again. He picks her up, they move to the bedroom. There he’s got petals of roses and candles strewn about the room. He caresses her cheek, he loves in for a kiss. They begin to passionately make love.

Aemos is my Dream come true

Aemos by 274!(!@210 May 12, 2019

ex-almost 

Ex-Almost: Someone who called you baby and were cute with you around your friends — but then there’s the fact that nothing ever followed through. This is what enables us to feel so torn in admitting that no, you didn’t date, but you still kinda feel like you ought to call them your ex.

"Who's that?"
"My ex-almost, we hooked up every week for a month but nothing went past that"

ex-almost by ibeyuranh November 14, 2014

aerosol overhaul 

A superficial overhaul. Typically a quick cleaning and paint job of an automobile engine

an "Earl Scheib"

Distraught car owner: What do you mean the engine is blown? The car salesman said it had been recently overhauled!!

Mechanic: An aerosol overhaul maybe.

Distraught car owner:FUCK!!!

aerosol overhaul by Phinger March 11, 2007

Aegosexual 

Used to be known as autochristosexuality. Many people in the asexual community have found, that a fair amount of individuals that do not experience sexual attraction to people, experience arousal to sexual activities that they are not involved in.

Karl is aegosexual because even though he experiences sexual arousal from reading things in books or seeing it on tv he has no desire to actually do it.

Aegosexual by frecklesandsunburns June 19, 2016

Aymos 

One of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Hobbits.

Whoah who is that parading his 12 inch sub and stab wounds.
That's Aymos! Hobbits in a Tank Top!

Aymos by Wodderwick December 25, 2022

Aerosmith 

The hard-rock band consisting of
Steven Tyler:Vocals, keyboards, harmonica
Joe Perry: Guitars, background vocals
Brad Whitford:Rythm guitar
Tom Hamilton:Bass
Joey Kramer:Drums

Songs such as: Dream On, Walk This Way, Dude Looks Like a Lady, Sweet Emotion, Get a Grip and Janie's Got a Gun.

Aerosmith by Jeran Brown January 31, 2005

Aerosmith 

One of the most successful rock bands ever. The 5 band members, defined above, have been going for over 30 years, and are planning for another studio album next year. They are not a Rolling Stones rip-off; if Steven Tyler did not have a big mouth, like Mick Jagger, they would have never been referred to as rip-offs. For a true taste of Aerosmith, listen to their 4th studio release, Rocks, and their most recent live compilation, Rockin' The Joint.

And a side note, Aerosmith's guitarist Brad Whitford is NOT a rhythm player or a not-as-good-as-Joe-Perry player. He is responsible for some of the band's best songwriting, and should be considered in a much higher regard.

People have a false idea of Aerosmith after hearing 'I Don't Want To Miss A Thing', a song they were approached to and asked to perform. Go to any live show to see that Aerosmith is really the best and one of the most experienced bands out there.

Aerosmith by 2mike22 December 28, 2005