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Adult Child Support 

When you're young, naive and marry someone who turns out to be a leech. So Mr./Mrs. Leech has gotten all comfy sucking on your teat, and even though you have finally come to your senses and are divorcing them, they now feel entitled to being taken care of by you. Go figure. Here's where you get to pay for your naivety, literally. Different from actual child support where you are taking care of a child with Adult child support, you guessed it, you get to continue to financially support adult Mr./Mrs. Leech. Since said Leech has no pride they will happily continue sucking your teat for as long as they are able. After all why should they be responsible for themselves, when you can be. Since most are deficient mentally you'd think you'd be able to get some sort of assistance from the state, maybe in the form of a disabled placard. You're being drained by Mr./Mrs. Leech, so the very least the state could do is let you park closer to the bank you have to go to monthly to keep Mr./Mrs. Leech attached to your teat. Alas as per usual you get nothing from being attached to Mr./Mrs. Leech. So you park in the furthest spot from the bank entrance. Get out of your car dragging the dead weight of said leech along, they're attached to your teat... remember, you go in and withdrawal the financial support they are entitled to for latching onto you so many years ago. This continues until, you die, they die or they find another teat that's bigger than yours and get them to put a ring on it.
I pay adult child support to an incapable teat sucking leech.
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