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AdiMalamud 

Defined as a scam artist that generally resides in Halifax, Canada. This individual is the most dishonest person you’ll ever meet. He often runs a number of scams, including, but not limited to Upside Media, AgentsPrime, Webfinity, and RenovX. He also generally ‘goes for’ minors, as he has been spotted trying to hook up with girls who were 14. Not to mention his reputation of being a r***st. He also takes any opportunity that he can to cheat on his gf.
Jeremy: “ AdiMalamud just offered me a job in real estate, but I don’t feel that I’m qualified for the job.”
Michael: “Neither is Adi. He is a scam artist and p*do among pretty much everybody who knows him. He is trying to scam you using a fake business that he came up with in his mom’s basement. He will absolutely not pay you a cent. And just a heads up, he often uses fake names because he’s aware of his terrible reputation.”
Jeremy: “Okay. And his hair looks awful lol.”
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sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
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Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
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Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016
Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.
Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!
Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012