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Acton California 

A small hick town placed between Palmdale and SCV. It is inhabited by wannabe rednecks, cowgirls, bros, and bro hoes and almost everyone that lives here will stay here until they die. Only to then be buried in the local cemetery. There is absolutely nothing to do except ride horses or dirt bikes and attend pathetic parties where you will be able to see 13 year olds puking everywhere. The high school is one big trailer park (hence the name “trailer trash high”) with an illegal dome placed in the middle of the school that nobody can use. They can’t keep a principle for over a year and if they’re lucky, teachers tend to stay for an entire semester. The people who live here have to know every little detail about everyone else so they have something to gossip about in their daily pathetic lives. However, there are those select few that manage to escape by passing Vasquez rocks and realizing that Acton is a complete shithole. Then there are those who just can’t handle this town and commit suicide (which is a common reoccurrence here). If you want to survive, you must act as if you genuinely give a shit about the insignificant crap that goes on in this town and the people in it. Or pretend that you have a southern accent and state that you love Texas even though you have never even been there.
high school kid #1: "dude, i just got a job at the acton market."
high school kid #2: "thats sick dude, get money get paid."

acton resident: "welcome to acton california, whats your full name? where were you born? whats your social securty #? likes? dislikes? family tree? who do you know and what do you do? religious views? political views? i want to know everything about you because i care."
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An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016