Acquisition 4

An adjective used in reference to the 4 fake files that are always options when you try to download a title in Acquisition. One is a _______.mpg, one is a _______.zip, one is a ______.mpg, and one is a "_(the term you tried to download)_ girl has a shaking orgasm.mpg (Quicktime)". Even if the file you are looking for is not there, the Acquisition 4 becomes a downloadable option that will not be what you were looking for at all when you go to play them.

"I almost fell for his Acquisition 4 dick size."

"i missed a class and Acquisition 4ed an excuse."

by angieledbetter January 20, 2009

indigenous acquisition

A more Politically correct term for "Indian Giver"

Yeah, Scott have me that vest, but then he asked for it back; I guess it was an indigenous acquisition.

by Vapor S. Thompson June 20, 2012

aboriginal acquisition

A more Politically correct term for "Indian Giver"

Yeah, I did score this jacket for free from Johnny, but then he asked for it back; I guess it was an aboriginal acquisition.

by Vapor S. Thompson June 20, 2012

acquisitionitis

the disease of desiring to acquire.

Suzie shops to shop. She doesn't need anything. She's got acquisitionitis.
Julie's a collector. She keeps buying more and more. She has acquisitionitis.

by snappy2 April 28, 2008

illegal beverage acquisition

when a shady, scheisty, or questionable individual walks into a fastfood restaurant and refills their cup with their beverage of choice in a different fastfood branded cup than the restaurant they're in, and walks out of the restaurant.

While dining at the McDonalds across Figueroa Street from USC in Los Angeles, J.R. and I noticed a questionable individual making an illegal beverage acquistion with an In-N-Out cup. The individual in question was successful in his illegal beverage acquisition, had a look on his face as if to say, "There's nothing to see here, move along." Needless to say the questionable individual did not issue McDonalds a Mc Thank You.

by bookerTdub March 14, 2010

Guitar Acquisition Syndrome

Guitar acquisition Syndrome, or rather "GAS" is when you check out an awesome new guitar that you just HAVE to own, no matter what the cost. You lose sleep. You can't eat. It drives you mad!

I just spent $1000 on a guitar w/ money I don't even have. Now I'm in debt and eating from a trash can. I've relieved my Guitar Acquisition Syndrome, but now I suffer from buyers remorse and homlessness.

by andrew rules! July 14, 2006

acquisition

something that has been taken; gained

I congratulate you on your acquisition. It is a formidable item you have acquired.

by A Broken Lady March 7, 2005