acid shits 

diarrhea-like shit that occurs just hours after taking lsd.

Dude, I was so tweakin last night, but DAMN, I have some crazy acid shits.

acid shits by nexuz37 July 26, 2006

Acid Shits 

(Noun): The fiery shits you take, mostly comprised of liquids, after a night of eating wings or other spicy foods. May also fit in alongside with "Beer Shits". Acids Shits are long and grueling and come one after the other at unexpected times. Some consequences of Acid Shits may be bleeding of the anus and general depression.

Guy1- After Hooters last night I had some gnarly Acid Shits.

Guy2-Weak dude.

Guy1-Yeah, I thought my ass would never heal.

Acid Shits by Jeff Gurk November 24, 2006

amidshits 

To define when you can’t do something right now as you are currently on the throne attempting to passively drop a Lincoln Log (yeah good luck doing anything with one of those behemoths that doesn’t involve a trip to the ER shortly after)

Yo Egg, Fury Road is showing again at the cinema, fancy a gander?

Nah mate, I’m currently amidshits with a Lincoln Log the likes of which even God has never seen. I’ll catch you on the other side Muad’dib, if I make it out alive.

Sorry to hear that Egg, I’ll send the boys round later with the mining equipment to get it shifted for you.

Cheers Paul it’s just a small specimen, 125 metres or so, there have been sightings of ones up to 450 metres in the deep bowls but that’s far from where we are

These Dune references are a bit obscure, reckon UD will get them?

Not a fucking hope, more chance of persuading Rachel from Friends to see how many clothes pegs she can attach to those monkeys thumbs of hers

Yarp!

amidshits by Dogburster June 28, 2021

acidhits 

the cutest person u will ever meet and is really sweet. they dont think that they are cute but everybody else does and they are really nice to all of their friends and would do anything to help them. if you make friends with somebody named acidhits then you better hold onto them because you're really lucky to have them as a friend. the chances of finding one of these is the exact same chances of me trying to find my dad which is lower than my self esteem. i dont understand how they are so nice and they are legit one of the best people in this entire world. they are big cutie

acidhits: "ily guys so much"
iAvians: "stop being nice noooowwww"
Winfrmm: "^"
acidhits: "im not"
Winfrmm & iAvians: "NIGGA WHAT SKJFSLKJ:FLKJSFLKJSF"
entire rant breaks out because she said she isnt nice

acidhits by Niggastick Giraffe man June 3, 2019