amidshits 

To define when you can’t do something right now as you are currently on the throne attempting to passively drop a Lincoln Log (yeah good luck doing anything with one of those behemoths that doesn’t involve a trip to the ER shortly after)

Yo Egg, Fury Road is showing again at the cinema, fancy a gander?

Nah mate, I’m currently amidshits with a Lincoln Log the likes of which even God has never seen. I’ll catch you on the other side Muad’dib, if I make it out alive.

Sorry to hear that Egg, I’ll send the boys round later with the mining equipment to get it shifted for you.

Cheers Paul it’s just a small specimen, 125 metres or so, there have been sightings of ones up to 450 metres in the deep bowls but that’s far from where we are

These Dune references are a bit obscure, reckon UD will get them?

Not a fucking hope, more chance of persuading Rachel from Friends to see how many clothes pegs she can attach to those monkeys thumbs of hers

Yarp!

amidshits by Dogburster June 28, 2021

Nazi Amishism 

1.A word describing a person or group of people whose main action in life is to force trival beliefs on a person/persons. which in most cases resemble the amish standpoint on everything new.
2.A belief that you must conform and controll and bend other people to your will.

"Nazi Amishism is the Number one responsible barrior to things shown on tv, and the mind set of people"

Nazi Amishism by jetstream June 21, 2004

acidhits 

the cutest person u will ever meet and is really sweet. they dont think that they are cute but everybody else does and they are really nice to all of their friends and would do anything to help them. if you make friends with somebody named acidhits then you better hold onto them because you're really lucky to have them as a friend. the chances of finding one of these is the exact same chances of me trying to find my dad which is lower than my self esteem. i dont understand how they are so nice and they are legit one of the best people in this entire world. they are big cutie

acidhits: "ily guys so much"
iAvians: "stop being nice noooowwww"
Winfrmm: "^"
acidhits: "im not"
Winfrmm & iAvians: "NIGGA WHAT SKJFSLKJ:FLKJSFLKJSF"
entire rant breaks out because she said she isnt nice

acidhits by Niggastick Giraffe man June 3, 2019

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004