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agoraphilia 

Sexual arousal derived from open spaces or having sex in public.
Agoraphilia is illegal in most areas.
agoraphilia by Beatle_Babe October 24, 2008

Acarophilia

Sexual arousal from the action of scratching or being scratched.
I like to practise acarophilia, the feeling of a touch being deeper and harder is very pleasurable for me.
Acarophilia by Kirstquad September 11, 2012

acrophilia

Being aroused or excited by heights, or by performing activities, perhaps of a sexual nature, at great heights.
Mark has a strong case of acrophilia, he wants to have sex at the top of the Empire State Building.
acrophilia by DirkD January 24, 2007

agraphilia 

An individual with a fetish or an abnormal affection of Sexual abuse. Either when being abused or abusing another sexually.
#1 Got raped yesterday, felt good.

#2 You're such an Agraphiliac
agraphilia by Kyrenaz December 16, 2017

aphrophiliac 

some one who had a straight shot to the vaginial area with a bow and arrow and secreted mass amounts of an aqueous solution
Did you see how much au jus just came out of that aphrophiliac's vagina?
aphrophiliac by Torin February 26, 2008

Aphrophiliac 

To fuck your food
“Wow, that pie be looking mighty fine”

*unzips pants*

“Did you hear Tommy is an aphrophiliac? He did more than bast that turkey…”
Aphrophiliac by Ieatpaint March 6, 2022
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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