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Abu Haajar

Refers to an ISIS Jihadist in a video in 2016 where it shows ISIS militants in disarray, a person in the video Abu Haajar struggles to hold his weapon properly. This phrase can be used to poke fun at incompetence In any type of team. This phrase originated from people in the comments poking fun at the clumsiness of the ISIS fighter shown in the video.
"Ain't no way the other team just pulled an Abu Haajar!"
Abu Haajar by Coolboy300 April 22, 2023
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Abu Hajaar 

A member/player of your team who is almost bound to failing badly in most cases and cause more damage to their own team than to the enemy.

They are a liability and an unfavourable member of you're team.

Team Killer/Failure- can be used as an adjective Abu Hajaarer
Failing Hard/Team Killing- can be used as a verb Abu Hajaaring
(Origin of word began in the Youtube comment section of a video and was used as a gag by ISIS members to identify and describe noobs and team killers)
"Before this battle in ISIS HQ

Fighter " sir what's are plan of attack to push back the infidels?"

Commander "the plan is we will launch a frontal assault in armored vehicles over completely flat terrain in broad daylight toward a fortified hilltop position with no cover or means of retreat or resupply "

Fighter "that sound like a fucking stupid idea, and are armored vehicles are a APC and and a some trucks with some metals sheets bolted on!"

Commander "That's not my problem, oh and Abu Hajarr is going with you."

Fighter "we're fucked."

or
"When I play multiplayer games, 95% of my teammates are Abu Hajaar. "

(see video and comments for sources of examples)

add "/watch?v=aM3ElTvF52I " to the youtube url for video
Abu Hajaar by Eristed May 23, 2016
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