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absorb each other 

when you share a mutual, intense love, you want to "absorb each other".
Absorbing each other involves lover's mutually taking in each other's essence. Their breath, smell, chemicals, energy, soul, spirit, etc. It involves close physical contact and being fully present.
I can't wait to see you tonight so we can absorb each other.
absorb each other by juju2121 January 15, 2014
To drain, and possibly soak, power or substance from a person, or liquid.
He just absorbed the water with a towel
Absorb by Joel227 July 20, 2007
attract, draw attention by
She was totally absorbed by the busker while wandering on the streets.
Absorb by Phoebus Chen August 16, 2016

Hulu and absorb 

A variation of Netflix and chill made specifically for kinky individuals that prefer male-to-male and/or female-to-female action.
*Mother calls son*
Mother: What are you up to?
Son: I am really busy. I am about to Hulu and absorb.
Mom: Okay
Hulu and absorb by Queefology March 1, 2020
Used to Nullify all different variants of "ur mom gay" or "no u"

Bob absorbs it into his body, destroying the balance between heaven and hell, opening hell's gates and letting demons loose. Also takes a great toll on Bob's body. Making him paralyzed from his waist down, however, the "ur mom gay" is neutralized.
Bob: ur mom gay
James: no u
Bob: Absorb
Absorb by CypInDyp June 8, 2018
to take in a liquid, gas, or other substance from the surface or space around
absorb something Plants absorb oxygen.
Let the rice cook until it has absorbed all the water.
absorb something into something The lotion is easily absorbed into the skin.
make part of something larger
often passive to make something smaller become part of something larger
absorb something The country simply cannot absorb this influx of refugees.
absorb something into something The surrounding small towns have been absorbed into the city.
Absorb into something into something the surrounding small towns have been absorbed into the city
Absorb by Viszuals On YOUTUBE June 2, 2020
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026
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