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Ben is abnoy.
Abnoy by Boy_Tondo April 29, 2010

annoying bed 

A bed that tries it's absolute hardest to not let you sleep
Liam Thompson: "Annoying bed, noun, a bed that tries it's absolute hardest to not let you sleep. Let's make one"
annoying bed by DeKnees August 17, 2020

annoying bitch teacher 

A fucking bitch who gets on your nerve every day, and decides to take everything you bring in class to the office and makes you want to slap the bitch out of her.
Wow, Mrs. Tess is a annoying bitch teacher.

Stop you annoying 

A phrase uttered when you are trying to focus on something, and someone else won't stop bothering you. Typically said by a parent to a child, may also be said between adults when one adult considers themselves superior to the other.
Example 1:

Daughter: "Are we there yet?"
Father: "No, it will be another 5 minutes"
Daughter: "Are we there yet?"
Father: "No, not yet"
Daughter: "Are we there yet?"
Father: "Stop you annoying"

Example 2:

*Woman cuts to the front of the line"
Person standing in line: "Hello, we are all in line here"
Woman who cut: "I'm busy and don't have time for this, stop you annoying"

Annoying fangirls 

Girls from age 3-19+ that go apeshit if you say

*said name* uses too much audiotune

*said name* has a tiny dick, I have a bigger one, and I am a girl

*said name* smokes too much

*said name* is a fuck head

*said name*'s music sucks
Person 1: I fucking hate Wiz Khalifa
Fangirl: FUCK YOU WIZ IS AWESOME!!!!
YOU ARE JUST JEALOUS BECAUSE HE HAS MONEY AND WEED. BOTH OF WHICH YOU DONT HAVE!!!!!!11112224qraqgzdgdsgjkshgsdlkaghkgfasdhfashfjz

Person 1: Justin Bieber sucks
Fangirl: STFU HE IS AWESOME I LOVE HIM *hearts*
Me: Girl, STFU you are only 9 and he does suck.
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BWEARE OF "Annoying fangirls"

annoymesis 

Someone who is not really powerful enough to be your nemesis, but who is still really really annoying is your annoymesis.
I had to work with that dude every day on the Johnson project. He completely derailed every meeting, and he is now my biggest annoymesis.
annoymesis by jeffff October 31, 2007
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026
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